Monday, June 27, 2011

That is all.

It ain't summer

Until True Blood starts! And the first episode was SO intriguing. We decided to buy HBO, at least for the summer, and split it four ways. I suppose I can handle spending $3.75/month if it means having the new seasons of True Blood and Curb Your Enthusiasm. In other words, I'll be spending the summer indoors watching TV rather than out in the sunshine. Vampire styyyyyle.

Friday, June 17, 2011


I have never been a lady gaga follower but what the hell is this???  A)  somehow I sense she is influenced by bruce springsteen.  b) Bruce's sax player is in the video, so I'm right.  C)  this is the most boring music video ever created??  How can she get away with putting it out?  SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE BACK UP DANCERS!!  Why does nobody talk about how much she rips Madonna off?  Why?  Why is she famous?  Can you give me any answers?  Actually, this song is kind of stuck in my head, so I'll give her that.

romeo and juliet

Tomorrow I am going to see the Royal Ballet's version of Romeo and Juliet... such a beautiful ballet.  I dare you to watch this whole video and not get a little emotional

The weather in london right now is SO OBNOXIOUS.  just drizzle. mad drizzle.  

Thursday, June 16, 2011

the glew crew

What a sad new york time article.  That last line is a killer "When one species disappears, another tends to follow."  I often think of our time with Suvy and Demon or whatever his name was with fondness.  I also have cravings for poppers that I doubt will ever completely subside.

I am suffering from a bout of crippling ennui and general sadness.  I find watching vintage episodes of Intervention on youtube really helps that sad state.

Thursday, June 9, 2011


Okay well I suppose that can be your daytime outfit. Chainmail should be enough to ward off those who would think of harassing you. Here is a link to more views of your nighttime outfit: I think the model does a great job showing off its versatility, practicality, AND sexiness. He's definitely making some sexy eyez.


What about this one?  A little more understated?

Henry the VIII style

Thank youuu! I knew you would understand. Luckily I get paid today, but I'm already nervous for the next rent bill. Ah well. I just need another job/zzzz.

ROBERT! So so so so so silly with that lady. It's not Pamela, but she was more of a Jimmy woman anyway. She's probably taking the picture. I miss our Zeps. I have neither listened nor watched them in a forever. Makes me sad. I need some of the Dark Wizard's magie (das french).

And YOU need some protection. I'm very worried about all of these stabbings. We've already discussed how being stabbed would be horrible, and I really don't want you to take any chances. SO I'm going to have to ask you to wear the outfit below when you walk around at night. Or even in the day since the English stabbers seem so adventurous.

It's English so you should be able to find it. I would pick up the sword, too. That's not to say I think you should go around stabbing people, but the outfit really isn't complete without it. This will make me feel much better about you being out and about on your own.


It is all worth it

Think of all the times we have spent our last dollars or bottles of champagne or excessive nights out.  Always worth it.  We wouldn't have stories to tell and we wouldn't have FUN if we lived within our means.  Even sober fun.  Think -- I couldn't afford the Zeppelin DVD when I bought it and YET I did and we got hours... HOURS I TELL YOU... of extreme pleasure and happiness out of that DVD.

In fact, I really miss you and I really wish that we could watch it again!  Now!!

Um, I know this will officially make this a porn blog, but have you ever seen this picture?!?  ROBERT PLANT!  WHY YOU SO CRAZY?!  So... is this Pamela??  It kind of looks like her?  I wish I could bleep out her boobs.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

A toast to those with imagination!

Do I! You saucy minx. I'm glad you're putting that paycheck to fashionable use. It only helps to further our cause. What cause? THE CAUSE. The aesthetic cause. The flaneur cause. The rock and roll cause.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

A very controversial quote....At least when I posted it as my Facebook status. Many find it egotistical and selfish, and they're probably right. However, I can't help but agree, and I know you do as well. Especially when my bank account is overdrawn, and my rent is $1000/month. Wilde is comforting when you are stressed about money, but don't want to hate yourself for blowing it. You may have been irresponsible, but there is still a part of you that gets a kick out of it. You hate it and you know there is no other way you would rather live. It all goes back to the great notion of contradiction that I love to read and write about so much. Salome was irresistible and lethal, as is living like Keith Richards when you're not Keith Richards.

I realize this is ridiculous and insensitive when so many people are barely hanging on. Still, it's not really about money, of course. It's about feeling as though you can breath even when you're gasping for air.

This is not to say that your shopping spree today was out of your means. You're working hard and I'm sure you can afford it! But I know you well enough to know that YOU know what I'm talking about. I'm just in the negative and trying to remind myself that it's all worth it.

I miss you.

Shopping massacre

Today I got a little manic with the shopping.  I dominated Portobello Road and Kensington High Street.  I feel that I can post some of my purchases on this blog for your critique and ... well... general awe and praise at my fashion prowess today.  

I love that video you posted.  It certainly isn't too late for us to become video vixens who are as good as, if not better than, those fascinating, articulate and talented ladies!

London is full of multicolor houses.  Example:

And now for some of my clothing discoveries today:


Monday, June 6, 2011

Hanky, Panky, and Moo

Well I hope you enjoyed the video/example of what you COULD have had if you never strayed from your video honey aspirations. I suppose there's still time. We're young. And we live in two of the greatest rock and roll cities in the universe. Let's get back to it, yes?

Tom Hanks! I do love him. Did you see his parody of Toddlers in Tiaras? I feel like we watched that together. I think you should invest in a mini spy camera. It's only appropriate for this blog, title and all. Buy a spy camera and take pictures of all the celebs you see to post here. Something like "paparazzi" sites, but, you know.... with a little more awesomeness and intelligence and pretension. 

This weekend I was in the 802. That's Vermont slang for Vermont. It was the Strolling of the Heifers! YEAHHHYAYAYAYYYY!!! 

It's a big deal. Thousands descend on my little town to watch the cows and hippies and hicks stroll down Main Street. My Jer-z family was in town for the festivities, and we had ourselves a swell ol' time. 


Hippy belly dancers


Video Honey

Before I respond to your latest post, I feel I need to send you this gem:


For my lack of posting, I had a very busy weekend.  On Saturday night at work we had a celebrity explosion, complete with paparazzi -- Tom Hanks (!!!!!), Gwyneth Paltrow (who I have seen twice at the River Cafe now, and who is actually really cool) and Thandie Newton (also SO sweet).
This is Tom on Saturday night:

He seemed very nice and down to earth but annoyed by the lurking paps.  A table full of children were bothering him so he went at shook all of their hands.  When I brought a candle to the table he started singing Happy Birthday.  I love him.  His wife Rita Wilson is very beautiful.  Tom Hanks 4 Lyfe.

Today I am going to walk around aimlessly and perhaps buy some work clothes.  I am starting to write a story about some of the colorful characters from my darker days -- perhaps I can post some sections from it on Tha Blogue.  

Thursday, June 2, 2011

hot chicks

Apparently, NYC is in for a violent summer if the Memorial Day weekend murder rate is any indicator. I guess the city heat is an incubator for murderous rage and homicide. And, yes, we have guns. I would definitely rather be shot than stabbed, but still being held up at needlepoint is what terrifies me the most. Why? No idea. I mean I could probably smack a needle out of someones hand without being harmed a lot easier than I could a gun or knife. STILL! NEEDLE POINT! AIDS! You know. Scary. Also the whole brick throwing thing. You guys are creative but man are you fuuuucked up. I would love to watch some ghetto London drama. Must find.

I'm at work nowww. My friend just gave me some new music that is most excellent. Do you know Thee Headcoatees? Did I ask you this before? I love them. They do a lot of covers of 60s garage rock. Holly Golightly is one of the main chickssssss.

Check. It. Out. I feel like I've already posted about this. If that is the case, I'm very sorry. Please don't yell at me.